Pizza Man

From my bedroom window, we can see everyone that enters the apartment complex.

A pizza man walks by.

Cuorderoy: Hey Stephalumpagus, go out and get the pizza man's number.
Stephalumpagus: No way. He's not even cute. You ask him for it as he walks out.
[Cuorderoy opens the window in preparation for Pizza Man's exit.
Pizza Man walks by.]
C: Hey Pizza Man!
PM: Yeah?
C: Um...I lost my number. Can I have yours?
PM: Uh...sure...[pauses]...but I don't think my wife would like that.
C: Oh.
PM: Maybe like a couple of months ago. Sorry.
C: [chuckling] It's ok. Have a good night!
[Exit Pizza Man.]