QOTD

I admit--I'm copying AtP. I don't normally do quotes of the day. But I liked this one.

I had just gotten out of the shower. I tend to take really long showers; I guess the shower is just one of my favorite places. No one is around, it's nice and warm, I get to make myself all clean...I just tend to take my time. My shower tonight was a little bit shorter--I didn't dilly-dally so much. But it was still about 25 minutes.

So I get out of the shower, and I realize that Da Jet had been waiting for it.

"It's about time you got out," she says in a playfully sarcastic tone. "Although, I guess since you're so fat it takes you longer to wash yourself."

I laughed. Hard.