Conversations with Handsome

Handsome: Why would you ever read a book if it wasn't for fun?
Stephalumpagus: Maybe because books aren't always meant for entertainment purposes. Why do you read the Book of Mormon?
Handsome: Ahh....because....the Book of Mormon is fun.
Stephalumpagus: [laughing, with heavy sarcasm] Right. Like you aren't just trying to make excuses.


Handsome: Could you die from eating too many brownies?
Stephalumpagus: You could die from eating too much anything.
Handsome: No, but not from your stomach exploding or whatever. I mean, could you die from that much sugar or fat?
Stephalumpagus: I don't know.
Handsome: Hmm I wonder how long you could last on an island with only brownies...