The way things are

Life is a really hard game. The pieces keep falling out of those teeny little cars!

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Random

1. On the right side of my Facebook page the same ad always appears: Utah Breast Augmentation.

2. I had a dream the other night that a fish in a spider web turned into a large lizard which continually scratched at our door. When it got angry it turned into a pink monkey. I think at one point I punted it across the street but it just came back.

3. I played Nazi Zombies (on Call of Duty) for my first time last night, and I got to round 6. Jacob's friends were impressed. I'm not sure why I was good at that when I suck so bad at Halo...

4. Dan Brown has great stories, but he's a terrible writer.

5. Jacob's eyelashes are singed from barbeque-ing yesterday. They're all discolored on the edges.

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