Random

1. On the right side of my Facebook page the same ad always appears: Utah Breast Augmentation.

2. I had a dream the other night that a fish in a spider web turned into a large lizard which continually scratched at our door. When it got angry it turned into a pink monkey. I think at one point I punted it across the street but it just came back.

3. I played Nazi Zombies (on Call of Duty) for my first time last night, and I got to round 6. Jacob's friends were impressed. I'm not sure why I was good at that when I suck so bad at Halo...

4. Dan Brown has great stories, but he's a terrible writer.

5. Jacob's eyelashes are singed from barbeque-ing yesterday. They're all discolored on the edges.